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A measurement of whorishness!; lets really test who is the sluttiest!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 28 2008, 03:37 AM Post #1
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Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)

Copy this and post your own bulletin!
Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?"


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

45

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

40

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

35

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

33

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

30

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

28

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

25

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].

20

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.


17

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

15

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

10



-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

7

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

Now post your name and your score below. Lets see how long we can get this list




my score is 7
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Serpy Jan 28 2008, 03:41 AM Post #2
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God damn i'm a whore! I have a 0 LOL :ha
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 28 2008, 03:48 AM Post #3
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well no one can beat you Joel, they can only tie!!!

The only thing preventing me from getting 0 is that I never made a sex tape and I have never made out with a woman
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Julesy Jan 28 2008, 03:49 AM Post #4
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i have 12
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Serpy Jan 28 2008, 03:51 AM Post #5
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Well I counted porn cause one guy filmed me um "washing dishes" with his cell phone once. I'll never be president now.
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Julesy Jan 28 2008, 03:51 AM Post #6
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whats washing dishes?
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Serpy Jan 28 2008, 03:54 AM Post #7
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Take a glass.... now use a wash cloth and wash said glass with an up and down motion... :wanker


:angel
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Julesy Jan 28 2008, 03:56 AM Post #8
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lol!

I urban dictionaried it! masterbator! :;
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 28 2008, 01:15 PM Post #9
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Well I counted porn cause one guy filmed me um "washing dishes" with his cell phone once. I'll never be president now.

:huh not really sure what that is exactly but I am all kind of curious to see it now!
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Denovissimus Jan 28 2008, 01:39 PM Post #10
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I got a ten!

I've never used a sex toy and never made a porn vid though at one time we were going to.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 28 2008, 02:06 PM Post #11
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ha! I am a bigger whore than you! :cheer
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Julesy Jan 28 2008, 02:10 PM Post #12
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we tried a french tickler but i didnt like the way it felt....

this was years ago. i didnt count it in because its kinda lame
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Denovissimus Jan 28 2008, 02:12 PM Post #13
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It counts!

Michele you only beat me cause you've used a dildo! I hardly consider that adventurous!
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Auntie Maine Jan 28 2008, 10:24 PM Post #14
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:toot 7 :toot

Still a whore.still a whore :blisss
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Denovissimus Jan 28 2008, 10:58 PM Post #15
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Dan in porn past shocker! :shock

That was you wasn't it from that 1970's gay porn flick Cuban Gang Bang! :ha
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Serpy Jan 28 2008, 11:10 PM Post #16
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Washing dishes is a term for jerking off. Wash the plate wash the plate! :ha
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:clap
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Noname Jan 28 2008, 11:31 PM Post #18
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I got 24. I have never had sex in a public place. Sucked somebody off yes, made them come yes, but sex is no.
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Sexy Zombie Jan 29 2008, 01:33 AM Post #19
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lol I got a 0 :curtsy
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Julesy Jan 29 2008, 01:35 AM Post #20
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you go Erin!

You and Joel are in tie. :rocks
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